Husband: "I found a great deal on a Ring doorbell. It is only $57."
Wife: "That is dumb. It won't stop everyone that might try to break in."
Husband: "But it will help determine who is coming to our front door and deter a lot of people from even trying to break in. And we already had people stealing packages from our front door. We will save money from people taking advantage of us."
Wife: "It is too expensive. Our yearly budget is only $44,000."
Husband: "We can afford $57. I'm going to buy it."
Wife: "Okay, then I'll have to stop paying our gardner, the pool boy, and our housekeeper."
Husband: "I'm not sure why spending $57 means we have to stop paying all those people. But since you brought it up should we really keep paying for these non-essential expenses."
Wife: "How dare you. They need us to pay their Bill's. How can you be so cold and care so little for this hard working people?"
Husband: "But we already spend more money than we make every year. We have over $21,000 in credit card debt."
Wife: "Look I don't care. We aren't buying the $57 doorbell. And if you keep this up, I'll just have to shutdown anything happening in the bedroom."
Husband: "Okay, I cave you win. Can we have sex now. "
So basically this was the fight between Trump and Pelosi. But far dumber.
