You Might Be A Christian If...

-You think Welch’s grape juice is only used for communion.
-You say “God Bless You,” after someone sneezes and you actually mean it.
-You are on your knees so much that you have holes in your jeans.
-Your Sunday schedule consists of church, lunch, football, church, dinner, football.
-One of your favorite movies stars Kirk Cameron.
-You think living with the Duggers might be fun.
-When asked what your favorite books are you say “Psalms, Proverbs, and Acts.
-The only luck you believe in is potluck.
-Having dinner with friends is called fellowship.
-Unlike your non-Christian friends, dying doesn’t seem that bad.
-You understand that the Evolutionary Theory is just that…a theory.
-You spell it Christmas and not X-mas.
-You think Easter is more than just eggs and bunnies.
-Your financial guru is Dave Ramsey.
-Your fashion style is modest is hottest.
-When you see a John 3:16 sign at a sporting event you actually know what it means.
-Your sons are named Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
-Your Bible is used for more than just a coffee table decoration.
-You say blessed instead of lucky.
-You believe saving yourself means for marriage and not prom.
-Being an elder or spiritually mature has nothing to do with age.
-You own more than 4 Bibles and they’ve all been used.
-You love Chick-Fil-A and you know the reason why they are closed Sundays.
-You have brothers and sisters that you are not related to by blood or marriage.
-You can relate to most of the things on the blog “Stuff Christians Like.”
-You think any of this is funny.

If you have your own “You might be a Christian if…” ideas let me know. Make a comment on my blog, Facebook, or email me. I’d love to add your suggestions to my list.