Top Ten reasons why churches don’t have clown minister:
10. They force people to smile during the 8am service.
9. You can’t say the sermon will be given by Brother Humpty Dumpty .
8. Whoopee cushions inevitably appear under the pew cushions.
7. Sermons take a lot longer when they are in pantomime.
6. Many churches do not recognize seltzer water baptisms.
5. Dribble glasses are used for the communion service.
4. They have to pay janitors extra to get all the silly sting off the ceiling.
3. Water squirting flowers are inappropriate for funerals.
2. Kids keep popping their balloon animals during prayer.
1. Haven’t you heard, church is no place for fun.
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