Smart Dog

My dog Ditto was very smart. When cars, trucks, vans, or SUVs drove by he never barked at them. The same couldn't be said about the Smart Cars. The Smart Cars are those little cars that barely hold two people and look like a toy. Environmentalists love them because it is basically a fancy riding lawn mower without the blade. There was a Smart Car in my neighborhood, and every time it drove by when my dog was outside he would go crazy. You see even my dog knew how silly the Smart Cars looked.  He also knew that no one is going to save the planet, because they drive a stupid Smart Car.